I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
You spent so many days alone, so I’ll kill myself to make things fair
See I just hated being tired cause I can’t seem to sleep anymore
You and all your friends were all right about me all along
The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me
Sext: oh no haha I thought you were talking about my 7 inch records. My penis is small.
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
citizen - how does it feel?
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
How does batman’s mom call him inside for dinner?
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAAAAN
oh wait shit his mom’s dead i fucked up i fucked it all up
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY