nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
jackie chan’s facebook is a blessing
this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
i had to do an english speak and i chose the topic of self recognition and appreciation and i used his speech as an example and half the class cried
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
That was kinda the point of the episode
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
Prosecutors in the UK asked for a witness report from the officer PC Peach, not knowing that Peach is the name of a police dog from a West Midlands station. Officers jokingly filled in the form above but are now being disciplined for their actions.